As we were leaving a supermarket we were walking behind an older gentleman. My wife said that I was going to be in trouble for leaving the Bulldog home by himself. The Gentleman in front of us never flinched. When I replied that the dog was going to be more mad at her. The man jumped like he had been struck by lightning, looked around all wide eyed. He went to a movie kiosk and we continued out the doors. I looked at her and said that is a married man. She asked how did I know. Did he have a ring on? I replied I did not need to see a ring to know he was married. She said how can you tell that? To which I replied he had learned to tune out the sound of a womans voice. He never heard a thing you said. I got the stare and a " You think you're funny " comment. She is right.

We have been together for quite a few years. If she doesn't have a sense of humor by now it is here fault not mine