How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

[DockShootinJack]

It's time to pay the piper

[BJH]

My Dad to me.....Boy if your brain was gasoline you couldn't prime a pi$$ ant's mini bike!
Put your brain in a match box it would look like a bb rolling in a boxcar!
If i want to hear any more out of you i'll pull your chain.
Don't ever sass your mother!!! I helped bring you into this world and i can dang sure take you out of it!
Hang some of those shop towels in your pockets and crawl around on that engine to clean it.

[DockShootinJack]

Cruising for a bruising. When I am done you are gonna be hurtin for certain.

[Ketchn]

finer than split frog hair

[DockShootinJack]

If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt when he hopped.

As watertight as a frog's butt.

Blinking like a frog in a hail storm..

[BuckeyeCrappie]

When the lord passed out brains he skipped over you.

[DockShootinJack]

When the lord passed out brains he skipped over you.

When the good lord passed out brains, you thought he said rain and went for shelter

[ChoogieChunker]

My dad told me “you could tear up a locomotive with a toothbrush”.
He’s all hat and no cattle.
He’s dumber than a box of rocks,(or sack of hammers).
More nervous than a hemophiliac in a razor factory.
Slicker than owl snot on a wet raincoat.
He thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips.
He’s so fat when he crossed the street a car swerved to miss him and ran out of gas.
He ain’t got the sense God have a screwdriver

And one I used from a barstool MANY years ago- I’m not really this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

And then theres my signature line

[DockShootinJack]

Could tear up and anvil with a sack of feathers

[DockShootinJack]

Once in a blue moon

Save your money for a rainy day