It's time to pay the piper
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It's time to pay the piper
My Dad to me.....Boy if your brain was gasoline you couldn't prime a pi$$ ant's mini bike!
Put your brain in a match box it would look like a bb rolling in a boxcar!
If i want to hear any more out of you i'll pull your chain.
Don't ever sass your mother!!! I helped bring you into this world and i can dang sure take you out of it!
Hang some of those shop towels in your pockets and crawl around on that engine to clean it.
Cruising for a bruising. When I am done you are gonna be hurtin for certain.
finer than split frog hair
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt when he hopped.
As watertight as a frog's butt.
Blinking like a frog in a hail storm..
When the lord passed out brains he skipped over you.
When the good lord passed out brains, you thought he said rain and went for shelterQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
My dad told me “you could tear up a locomotive with a toothbrush”.
He’s all hat and no cattle.
He’s dumber than a box of rocks,(or sack of hammers).
More nervous than a hemophiliac in a razor factory.
Slicker than owl snot on a wet raincoat.
He thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips.
He’s so fat when he crossed the street a car swerved to miss him and ran out of gas.
He ain’t got the sense God have a screwdriver
And one I used from a barstool MANY years ago- I’m not really this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
And then theres my signature line+Cross+
Could tear up and anvil with a sack of feathers
Once in a blue moon
Save your money for a rainy day