A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire
Department usually uses water.

Drinking beer is like driving with your brakes on, you will get there it just takes longer

Half the people you know are below average.

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

Beer and life are very similar, chill for best results