Don't take any wooden nickels
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Don't take any wooden nickels
A day late and a dollar short
When nothing goes right, go left.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire
Department usually uses water.
Drinking beer is like driving with your brakes on, you will get there it just takes longer
Half the people you know are below average.
I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)
Beer and life are very similar, chill for best results
Wen the going gets tough the tough get going.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
A Stitch In Time Saves Nine
Be Careful What You Ask For, You Might Just Get It!
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait.
All Good Things Must Come To An End
Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas
You made your bed, now lie in it.
My daughter tells our Grandsons “Don’t come home with anything you can’t wash odd”