How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

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Originally Posted by Slab

Plenty of fish in the sea. No need to worry about space, space the final frontier, has lots of room. Just like voting, post early and post often.

Lol


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Hahaha, Good one Ed! No disrespect intended, but voting really should be only done ONCE!:Rofl UNLESS, of course, you need the bait from the now opened 'can o' worms'!!:biggrin My suggestion wasn't to save space but rather to minimize the duplication/triplication of posts. Less pages = less perusal, right? Stupidity can be defined as unsuccessfully doing the same thing the same way, expecting positive results.:twocents

u2s

Space the final frontier
Capt James T kirk
Starship Enterprise :Rofl

Slicker than pig snot....

And some from the late Lewis Grizzard ....

Shoot low boys, they're riddin shetland ponies
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself
If love was oil, I'm about a quart low
Don't bend over in the garden granny, you know them taters got eyes

Rougher than 9 miles of dirt road
Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol
Hotter than blue blazes

“When the blue light comes on somebody’s paying the light bill and it isn’t the police.”

Thank god for our Law Enforcement and all First Responders.

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Originally Posted by DockShootinJack

Son this will hurt me more than it will hurt you.

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I heard this way way too often!

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Originally Posted by DockShootinJack

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Don't know what you have until it's gone

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Ahhh, but the grass isn’t always greener on the other side!

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Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie

Ahhh, but the grass isn’t always greener on the other side!

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Sadly most people think it is

not worth a pint of soft soap after a hard days wash

In honor of voluptuous women everywhere...

“She’s got more curves than an old goat path”