How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

Jack you don't need another rod and reel, gun, boat, truck, girlfriend, hobby, dog, fishing tackle.

Credit goes to my wife:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

A hard days work never hurt anyone

Early bird gets the worm

If you aren't the lead dog the scenery never changes

Cuss like a sailor

My wife says. “Let me know how that works out for you” every time I say I am going to do something emphatically that I KNOW she disapproves of.. .

Hotter than a firecracker on the 4th of July

When my wife questions me like “are you sure.” to which I reply “ is a pigs butt pork?”

Snow on the roof doesn’t mean the fire is out in the furnace!

When someone’s really happy and smiling they’re “Grinning like a butchers dog!”

Come on Man you don’t know jack!

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up .If you cant listen you will feel.

Most of us were blessed with 2 eyes, 2 ears & one mouth...please let the Majority rule! -Perfectly thrown pass/cast = Threadin' the needle
Wise guy responses= When someone is staring DAGGERS @you...why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer! -If someone says "Please tell me you're not that stupid"...You want that in Spanish, French or German?
-One brick shy of a full load
-Like a possum "passing" Persimmon seeds
-Teacher's pet= Apple of the teacher's eye
-Are you gonna be able to have that done sometime today?/ (Wise guy version)Countin' today, how many days is this gonna take?
Don Rickles was famous for sarcastic insults...here's one that would "bunch-up his shorts" -Hey Don, I'd let you shine my shoes, but I forgot my sunglasses, I couldn't take the glare!
-I see nothing! (Shultz' -Hogan Heroes)
-Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
-His/her elevator doesn't go to he top floor
-Tell me something I don't know
-Rome wasn't built in a day, but fell in one
-You can't get there from here
-Go ahead, make my day(Clint Eastwood)
-I get no respect(Rodney Dangerfield)