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That dog won't hunt
nervous as a whore in church
never argue with an idiot he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
good enough for a town this size
fish don't mind the rain there already wet
no one ever drowned in sweat
not the coldest beer in the fridge
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
Stubborn as a mule
Stubborn as a goat
It puts the lotion on the skin. It does as it's told or it gets the hose again. :Rofl
Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks
You're only as good as your last mistake -You're only as funny as your last joke-bomb -Judge a person on where he chooses to go in Life, not from where he's been -Do unto other's as you would want done to you(duplicate?) -It's only the thought that counts -Turn the other cheek -A pet's memory is as good as your next appearance(tail-wag/tail-wag) -If a person could earn a dollar for every stupid moment, some would be wealthy -People that live in glass houses, should never throw stones -Just sweep it under the carpet, dude -Just sleep on it, we'll talk about it in the morning
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The sharper the tongue, the quicker/deeper the cut!
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So buck toothed he could eat an ear of corn through a picket fences
Stuffed like a tick
It was eat a porkchop through a picket fence where I grew up. :biggrinQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
Harder than woodpecker lips
Drive it like you stole it