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    Well, this is my plan after I return from the VA in Dyersburg this afternoon. There is more to it! It is embarrassing, but funny. So here goes!

    What happened.

    I was blowing my nose and dropped the tissue in the toilet. As I flushed the toilet, I sneezed real hard. The sneeze was so hard my glasses fell in the toilet in sync with the "flush". I have one of this super flushers and it sucked my glasses down the crapper tube.

    Plan of action.

    I plan to drive over to Grizzly jigs and get a pack of treble hooks. When I return home I will tie a treble hook to Brenda's ultra lite "Wally Pole" and flush the hook and line down the crapper to see if I can catch my glasses.

    Now, for once in my life, I HOPE I DON'T CATCH A BIG ONE!

    Have a chuckle at my expense today. Wish me some luck on my new expedition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cane Pole View Post
    Well, this is my plan after I return from the VA in Dyersburg this afternoon. There is more to it! It is embarrassing, but funny. So here goes!

    What happened.

    I was blowing my nose and dropped the tissue in the toilet. As I flushed the toilet, I sneezed real hard. The sneeze was so hard my glasses fell in the toilet in sync with the "flush". I have one of this super flushers and it sucked my glasses down the crapper tube.

    Plan of action.

    I plan to drive over to Grizzly jigs and get a pack of treble hooks. When I return home I will tie a treble hook to Brenda's ultra lite "Wally Pole" and flush the hook and line down the crapper to see if I can catch my glasses.

    Now, for once in my life, I HOPE I DON'T CATCH A BIG ONE!

    Have a chuckle at my expense today. Wish me some luck on my new expedition.
    LOL...............I don't even want picture that...........you'll get them back if you spider rig

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    Sounds like wishful thinking Tom but the best of luck with it. If it works, you might get with rnvinc and see if you guys can work up a prototype. Might get rich!
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    Good luck
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    Good luck glassing, lol

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    being a geezer is so much fun
    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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    I know of a neighbor whom did the about same thing except, when he sneezed his bottom false teeth plate when into crapper, luckily he didn't flush yet so he had to reach in and pull them out -- guess he soaked them in alcohol, then hydrogen peroxide, then a few other cleaners afterwards. His wife would not kiss him for a month. Well I am 75 and that's one experience I have not had yet---but there's always tomorrow
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    Lol that's hilarious cane pole

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    Good luck with that adventure

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    Only you, Tom!!!
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