Thread: Fishin' in the "crapper"

Originally Posted by "G"

Is this what they call Pot Shooting ?

More like a crap shoot

SUCCESS!!

Happy ending to the Crapper fishing adventure.I retrieved the glasses after numerous tries. It took about 30 feet of line to reach my readers. So, I guess I was long lining.

Trouble and solution.

Bent the frames because of the tough fight to reel them in. Will drop off readers at local eye doctor for repair.
After the readers are repaired, I will tell the doc what happened. Can't wait for his reaction.

Another great adventure. I am the greatest!

You are the man Tom!

Originally Posted by yodibuzz

you are the man tom!

x2..........

Wow I didn't figure you would ever SEE them again.

Originally Posted by Cane Pole

Well, this is my plan after I return from the VA in Dyersburg this afternoon. There is more to it! It is embarrassing, but funny. So here goes!

What happened.

I was blowing my nose and dropped the tissue in the toilet. As I flushed the toilet, I sneezed real hard. The sneeze was so hard my glasses fell in the toilet in sync with the "flush". I have one of this super flushers and it sucked my glasses down the crapper tube.

Plan of action.

I plan to drive over to Grizzly jigs and get a pack of treble hooks. When I return home I will tie a treble hook to Brenda's ultra lite "Wally Pole" and flush the hook and line down the crapper to see if I can catch my glasses.

Now, for once in my life, I HOPE I DON'T CATCH A BIG ONE!

Have a chuckle at my expense today. Wish me some luck on my new expedition.

Thats hilarious !

Don't let some mean ol' Dr pick on you ,Tom.

True story....... 3-4 years ago I got snow goose crap in both my eyes when I got bombed on a hunt in my layout blind. I just wiped my eyes clean and went on with the hunt. A couple of days later my eyes became very infected. I went first to my optometrist. When I told him my story, he laughed then took a bunch of photos before prescribing me some antibiotic drops for my eyes. He also referred me to an ophthalmologist close by. When I got into his exam room, the guy laughed his butt off when I told my story. He then took all kinds of photos and told me I was his first patient with goose crap in my eyes. More medicine and more snickers from the staff, I was sent on my way. I think I'll be scarred for life from the way I was treated. Anybody think I have a case for a lawsuit?

Don't let some mean ol' doctor make fun or laugh when you tell him/her your story of your fishing expedition.

BTW, great job!!!

Now you Sir, are what I call a very good fisherman!!!
"gene"