The blonde in church

[Blackhawk19]

THE BLONDE IN CHURCH
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend, there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted and the congregation
roared.

"Life is Short. Smile While You still Have Teeth"

[Ranger R61]

lol

[JET4]

that's good

[Hookin'&Cookin']

Good one Rofl

[Gator_1]

Lol

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[no1son]

Now that is a good one.

Of course what is black and blue and crying in the ditch?
Why just the brunette that told one too many blonde jokes.

OTOH there was a blonde up here in Minnesota that decided to take her vacation by driving to Florida. Expected back at the end of two weeks, she didn't return for two months. Of course she was asked what took her so long. Says she, "Every gas station I stopped at said Clean Restrooms; so I did."

The original joke just underscores why the mating cry of brunettes is "Has the blonde left the party yet?"

I suppose you really can't blame that preacher all that much. That sort of thing happens often enough in that line of work anyway, blonde or no blonde.

Current events. When teacher asked the blonde kid in class to name the capital in Wisconsin, he answered, "W".

That one won't work back where I came from. 90% of the kids in school are blonde, but then so is the teacher; so they all pass, and a full third even get to join the honor society, just like in a normal school. All the high school boys go out for football, too, and they grow up big in that farm country; the football team that goes to state about every third year from the high school with under 300 kids ALL weigh over 200 pounds and most of them stand over 6' by the time they are juniors. So you gotta be careful about telling blonde jokes back there.

[Spawn]

Very funny haha