Thread: My Christmas In July

I Just Had To Post These Comments This Morning!

This Year I Have Spent Most Of My Time Behind The Counter At The Fireworks Office! Yep Old Dw Has Had To Learn To Deal With One Of Those Cash Registers! Those Darn Things That Have More Buttons And Functions Just Made To Confuse You And The Customer.

Well I Was In The Store Yesterday Afternoon Just Sitting There Looking Pretty. The Boss Was Working With A Long Standing Customer And I Had Been Putting My 2 Cents Worth In As Usual. Mike Has Been Driving Out Of Springfield For Years Buying Fireworks There. He Was On His 2nd Trip Up There This Year. I Think His First Trip Was Only To Get About $1100.00 Dollars Worth. I Think He Only Got About $200.00 Yesterday. There Was Also A Local In There That Had Been In A Couple Of Days Before Kind Of Making Out His List. And This Local Was In There Getting Ready To Make Is Purchase. I Had Spent About 20 Or 30 Minutes With This Local About 2 Or 3 Days Ago Talking With Him About All The Different Effects Of 500 Gram Cakes.

Well In Comes Miss Prim And Proper Dragging In Her Prim And Proper Wimp Husband With 2 Little Girls About Ages 4 & 5. You Could Sure Tell Who Wore The Pants In The Family. Sorry Ladies But There Is No Woman Going To Lead This Old Country Boy Around By His Nose! I Aint Never Seen Any Good Using Bulls Worth A Darn Lead Around By Their Noses. The Only Thing I Have Ever Seen Lead Around My Their Noses Is Steers And Heifers. And As Far As Dealing With Yuppies It Ain't Going To Happen Either! If You Got Your Nose Stuck Up Above The Clouds Thinking Your Butt Smells Better Than Mine You Are Going To Have Trouble. Well Miss Prim And Proper And Mr Lead By The Nose Walk Right Past Me With The Kids To The Kiddy Table. This Is Were The Smoke Balls, Pull Stings, Chickens And Stuff Like That Are. You Know The Cheap Stuff For Little Kids, 15 Cents, Quarter, So On. Well Miss Prim And Proper Opens Up Her Mouth And Asks Me Where Is All The Buy One Get One Free Stuff Is At! She Was Loud Enough Everyone In The Store Heard Her. Lol Well After She Opened Her Mouth I Could Sure Tell She Wasn't The Greatest Pick In The Cow Pen Either! Kind Of Like One Of Those Real Stupid Types That Don't Have The Common Sense To Go Stand In A Barn When Its Raining. I Tried To Explain To Her That We Were A Little Different Type Store That We Tried To Hand Pick Everything. And We Didn't Have Junk In The Store. Well Old Dw Got Hit Back With This From Miss Prim And Proper: "well We Want To Find Some Of That Kid Stuff That Is Buy One Get One Free. Half The Stuff Never Works Anyway And With The Age Of Our Kids, They Don't Know The Difference Anyway!" And Out She Walked With Kids And Leading Her Steer Husband By The Nose. 'saying She Was Going To Take Everyone To One Of Those Buy One Get One Free Tents!" Lol She Must Have An Iq Of -750! With About $2.30 Per Gallon Gas And Having To Drive Over 20 Miles To The Buy One Get One Free Tents. Not To Mention She Had Stated That She Only Wanted To Spend Less Than $10 Dollars Per Child. I Sure Bet She Ended Up Saving Alot Of Money On Her Fireworks! Lady, You Sure Left Everyone In The Store Laughing And Rolling On The Floor After You All Left! We All Sure Didn't Realize That Anyone As Stupid As You Could Still Be Smart Enough To Breath! There Ain't No One Going To Give Anything Free In This World! And When You Buy The Junk Most Of Its Ain't Going To Work! And With Kids Ages 4 & 5 They Do Remember When They Get Older! In The Smarts Of Life Lady You Have No Common Sense! Thank You For Making Me, The Boss And The Customers Have One The Best Gut Busting Laughs Of All Time!