Thread: My Christmas In July

Originally Posted by Jigging15

Wish I was a little closer to him. Looks like I may be working all weekend anyway.

JARED,

I HAVE THE KEYS TO THE PLACE! I WILL MEET YOU ANY TIME DAY OR NIGHT YOU HAVE MY CELL PHONE NUMBER! I AM OPENING IN THE MORNING 2 HOURS EARLY JUST TO MEET ANOTHER FRIEND AND GET HIM TAKEN CARE OF.

DAN

Originally Posted by Jigging15

Wish I was a little closer to him. Looks like I may be working all weekend anyway.

HECK IF I KNOW KIND OF WHAT YOU WANT I COULD PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER AND MEET YOU IN LOWRY.

Well So Far We Are Not Out Of A Lot Of The Good Stuff. We Have Some Of The Smaller Items That We Are Kind Of Running Low On. Demand Has Been Good Looks Like We Are On Track With Last Year. Becareful Of Cut Rate Deals. I Have Seen Some Ads That Are Offering To Beat Anyones Deal. There Is A Difference In Quaility Folks! There Is Alot Of Junk Out There! I Noticed An Ad In The Index The Hickory County News Paper That A Guy Would Beat Anyones Deal. There Are No Discounts From The Fireworks Wholesalers! Everyone Pays The Same Price For The Product! Just Becareful You Might Be Getting A Bunch Of Stuff Left Over From The Last Several Years! And If It Hasn't Been Stored Right You Will Have Problems With It! Its Gun Powder Folks. Just Think About It You Wouldn't Want To Shoot Old Shot Gun Shells Thru Your Best Shot Gun. Its The Same With Fireworks!

If anybody has not bought their fireworks yet. Better hit Dan up. He is more than willing to help anyone out. He will even put them order that they need to be shot off to make it a great show for your friends and family. My side kick had already bought for his big bash or we would be making a trip south to see Dan. Next year you can bet on us being there and early so we can get all the good stuff. Thanks for being willing to help out Dan.

Originally Posted by Jigging15

If anybody has not bought their fireworks yet. Better hit Dan up. He is more than willing to help anyone out. He will even put them order that they need to be shot off to make it a great show for your friends and family. My side kick had already bought for his big bash or we would be making a trip south to see Dan. Next year you can bet on us being there and early so we can get all the good stuff. Thanks for being willing to help out Dan.

HEY THATS WHAT I AM HERE FOR TO HELP OUT PEOPLE THAT HELP ME OUT WITH FISHING! LOL MR JARED THE CAMERA MAN! "HOLD THE FISH OUT AWAY FROM YOUR BODY SO THEY WILL LOOK BIGGER!" I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU LIVE THAT COMMENT DOWN! AND EVERY PICTURE THAT YOU POST I AM GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THAT COMMENT WHEN YOU TOOK MY PICTURE AT CAMP!! LOL I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET!

FOLKS I THINK JARED HAS A TRICK LENSE ON HIS CAMERA THAT MAKES 9 INCH FISH LOOK LIKE 14 INCH FISH! LOL BOY JARED IF I GET THIS STARTED YOU WILL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN!

ANYONE NEEDS SOMETHING JUST YELL, I WILL DO ANYTHING TO HELP OUT A CDC MEMBER! I AM TRYING TO CHECK THIS POST LATE AT NIGHT AND EARLY IN THE MORNING.

ALL JOKING ASIDE, I HAD A GUY COME IN YESTERDAY THAT HAD BEEN TO A COUPLE OF TENTS. HE HAD BEEN ASKING QUESTIONS TO THE PEOPLE AT THE TENTS AND COULDN'T GET A GOOD ANSWER. HE WAS ASKING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 500 GRAM AND 200 GRAM CAKES. NO ONE COULD TELL HIM THE DIFFERENCE. AND NO ONE COULD TELL HIM WHAT GRAMS HAD TO DO WITH FIREWORKS. HE KNOWS NOW THE DIFFERENCE AND ALOT MORE INFORMATION TO BOOT. I SENT HIM HOME WITH OVER $400.00 WORTH OF GOOD FIREWORKS!

now thats a salesman!

Originally Posted by cook

now thats a salesman!

THANK YOU MR COOK! LOL BEING A LICENSED AUCTIONEER IN THE STATE OF MISSOURI I HAVE BEEN KNOW TO SELL JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO ANYONE! WORSE THING IN OVER 25 YEARS OF SELLING STUFF THAT I HAD TO SELL, ONE NIGHT IN HUMMANSVILLE, MO AT AN AUCTION HOUSE I WAS THE LEAD AUCTIONEER. THE RING MAN PULLED OUT A LARGE PAPER TOWEL BOX OF NEW TRIPLE XXX QUEEN SIZED PURPLE PANTY HOSE! THE MORON RING MAN HAD TO OPEN A PACKAGE FOR SOME OLD WOMAN IN THE CROWD AND ENDED UP STREACHING THE WAIST BAND OUT ALMOST 4 FEET! AND THEY WERE A UGLY PURPLE COLOR! ENDED UP SELLING SO MANY PACKAGES FOR ONE MONEY AND JUST PASSING THEM OUT TO THE CROWD!

I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY MANY THAT KNOW ME THAT I CAN SELL ICE TO ESKIMO'S.

HAD A HECK OF A DAY TODAY SELLING FIREWORKS! SEVERAL $400.00 AND $600.00 DOLLAR ORDERS TODAY! HAD SEVERAL PEOPLE COME IN THAT HAD CHECKED OUT SOME TENTS IN BOLIVAR AND ENDED UP PURCHASING STUFF FROM US. MOST SAID WE HAD BETTER PRICES.

I Just Had To Post These Comments This Morning!

This Year I Have Spent Most Of My Time Behind The Counter At The Fireworks Office! Yep Old Dw Has Had To Learn To Deal With One Of Those Cash Registers! Those Darn Things That Have More Buttons And Functions Just Made To Confuse You And The Customer.

Well I Was In The Store Yesterday Afternoon Just Sitting There Looking Pretty. The Boss Was Working With A Long Standing Customer And I Had Been Putting My 2 Cents Worth In As Usual. Mike Has Been Driving Out Of Springfield For Years Buying Fireworks There. He Was On His 2nd Trip Up There This Year. I Think His First Trip Was Only To Get About $1100.00 Dollars Worth. I Think He Only Got About $200.00 Yesterday. There Was Also A Local In There That Had Been In A Couple Of Days Before Kind Of Making Out His List. And This Local Was In There Getting Ready To Make Is Purchase. I Had Spent About 20 Or 30 Minutes With This Local About 2 Or 3 Days Ago Talking With Him About All The Different Effects Of 500 Gram Cakes.

Well In Comes Miss Prim And Proper Dragging In Her Prim And Proper Wimp Husband With 2 Little Girls About Ages 4 & 5. You Could Sure Tell Who Wore The Pants In The Family. Sorry Ladies But There Is No Woman Going To Lead This Old Country Boy Around By His Nose! I Aint Never Seen Any Good Using Bulls Worth A Darn Lead Around By Their Noses. The Only Thing I Have Ever Seen Lead Around My Their Noses Is Steers And Heifers. And As Far As Dealing With Yuppies It Ain't Going To Happen Either! If You Got Your Nose Stuck Up Above The Clouds Thinking Your Butt Smells Better Than Mine You Are Going To Have Trouble. Well Miss Prim And Proper And Mr Lead By The Nose Walk Right Past Me With The Kids To The Kiddy Table. This Is Were The Smoke Balls, Pull Stings, Chickens And Stuff Like That Are. You Know The Cheap Stuff For Little Kids, 15 Cents, Quarter, So On. Well Miss Prim And Proper Opens Up Her Mouth And Asks Me Where Is All The Buy One Get One Free Stuff Is At! She Was Loud Enough Everyone In The Store Heard Her. Lol Well After She Opened Her Mouth I Could Sure Tell She Wasn't The Greatest Pick In The Cow Pen Either! Kind Of Like One Of Those Real Stupid Types That Don't Have The Common Sense To Go Stand In A Barn When Its Raining. I Tried To Explain To Her That We Were A Little Different Type Store That We Tried To Hand Pick Everything. And We Didn't Have Junk In The Store. Well Old Dw Got Hit Back With This From Miss Prim And Proper: "well We Want To Find Some Of That Kid Stuff That Is Buy One Get One Free. Half The Stuff Never Works Anyway And With The Age Of Our Kids, They Don't Know The Difference Anyway!" And Out She Walked With Kids And Leading Her Steer Husband By The Nose. 'saying She Was Going To Take Everyone To One Of Those Buy One Get One Free Tents!" Lol She Must Have An Iq Of -750! With About $2.30 Per Gallon Gas And Having To Drive Over 20 Miles To The Buy One Get One Free Tents. Not To Mention She Had Stated That She Only Wanted To Spend Less Than $10 Dollars Per Child. I Sure Bet She Ended Up Saving Alot Of Money On Her Fireworks! Lady, You Sure Left Everyone In The Store Laughing And Rolling On The Floor After You All Left! We All Sure Didn't Realize That Anyone As Stupid As You Could Still Be Smart Enough To Breath! There Ain't No One Going To Give Anything Free In This World! And When You Buy The Junk Most Of Its Ain't Going To Work! And With Kids Ages 4 & 5 They Do Remember When They Get Older! In The Smarts Of Life Lady You Have No Common Sense! Thank You For Making Me, The Boss And The Customers Have One The Best Gut Busting Laughs Of All Time!