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A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text
if you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband's reply,
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
Lmao
There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
Sounds like my house
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I thought this was funny so I sent it to a friend of mine and he replied that later the romantic wife says "Honey would you run to the store and get a gallon of milk??" "Sure he replied" and headed out the door. She called to him "Honey, if they have eggs, get a dozen". He returned later with 12 gallons of mile.
"Why in the &&$%@@ did you buy 12 gallons of milk???" she asked.
"They had eggs" he replied.
Mark 1:17 ...I will make you fishers of men
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