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    Default The Romantic Wife


    A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text

    if you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

    If you are laughing, send me your smile.

    If you are eating, send me a bite.

    If you are drinking, send me a sip

    If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!


    The husband's reply,


    I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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    Lmao
    There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.

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    Sounds like my house

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    lmao!!
    Life is a game................ Fishin is SERIOUS!!!

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    I thought this was funny so I sent it to a friend of mine and he replied that later the romantic wife says "Honey would you run to the store and get a gallon of milk??" "Sure he replied" and headed out the door. She called to him "Honey, if they have eggs, get a dozen". He returned later with 12 gallons of mile.
    "Why in the &&$%@@ did you buy 12 gallons of milk???" she asked.
    "They had eggs" he replied.
    Mark 1:17 ...I will make you fishers of men

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    FISH ON......... inspired by river monsters around the globe.......

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