Thread: The Romantic Wife

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text

if you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!


The husband's reply,


I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

Lmao

Sounds like my house

lmao!!

I thought this was funny so I sent it to a friend of mine and he replied that later the romantic wife says "Honey would you run to the store and get a gallon of milk??" "Sure he replied" and headed out the door. She called to him "Honey, if they have eggs, get a dozen". He returned later with 12 gallons of mile.
"Why in the &&$%@@ did you buy 12 gallons of milk???" she asked.
"They had eggs" he replied.