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  1. 07-06-2010, 08:32 AM #1
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    I sitin in the bar drinking a jack and crown, funny looking lady comes in sits down, she has the pink,green,blue,yellow hair, all spiked and going every which way, I kept lookin at her, eyes bugged out, could believe what her hair looked like, finally she says old, (she said old) old man you got a problem with me, what you lookin at,

    well says I I use to drink a lot and once had relations with a peacock and thought you might be my daughter.
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  2. 07-06-2010, 11:59 AM #2
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    Dayum! I heard of mixin jack and coke, or crown and coke.........but jack and crown!!! Holy smokes, that'll get you in trouble every time. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by grb22 View Post
    Dayum! I heard of mixin jack and coke, or crown and coke.........but jack and crown!!! Holy smokes, that'll get you in trouble every time. :D
    Good catch, GRB! I've had the days when I've wanted to drink that!
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    I've had the days when I've wanted to drink that!
    We ALL have, CN, we all have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grb22 View Post
    Dayum! I heard of mixin jack and coke, or crown and coke.........but jack and crown!!! Holy smokes, that'll get you in trouble every time. :D
    Maybe he meant Royal Crown Cola? Nah, prolly not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by grb22 View Post
    Dayum! I heard of mixin jack and coke, or crown and coke.........but jack and crown!!! Holy smokes, that'll get you in trouble every time. :D
    No wonder he had the Peacock remark!
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    Mixing Jack and Crown....no wonder he was talking to a woman that looked like that.....sheeeesh!
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    Lol!!!!
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    did I mention she was ugly too? I hear she was born and raised in HERNANDO
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    Guess I need to stop reading the beagle fishin reports might be typed with the drinkin goggles on!
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