I sitin in the bar drinking a jack and crown, funny looking lady comes in sits down, she has the pink,green,blue,yellow hair, all spiked and going every which way, I kept lookin at her, eyes bugged out, could believe what her hair looked like, finally she says old, (she said old) old man you got a problem with me, what you lookin at,

well says I I use to drink a lot and once had relations with a peacock and thought you might be my daughter.