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    Default Duck call joke


    An elderly couple are attending church services together. About halfway through the service, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.



    The note says: “I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?”



    The husband scribbles back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid!”
    A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE

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    Brought a smile to my face, Monty. Kinda reminds me of my grandparents. They were both a hoot. They were married 75+ yrs. Sure miss em at times. Thanks for the reminder.









    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty ia a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bwillaub View Post
    They were married 75+ yrs.
    That's remarkable Bob. I know a few guys that say it "feels" like 75 years. :D Your grands made it happen for real, neat.

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    goodin

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    Talking

    Lol!!!!!

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    I liked It....Good one...Silver
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
    Mike

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    I think theres times when Steve (kaz) needs a hearing aid.What do you thimk Monty.
    May all your live wells be full.
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    Default I agree

    Or we at least need nose plugs..... or gas masks.......:D
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    Default Monty.... Out Walking The Dog.....

    The Balloons arn't filled with Helium......:D

    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
    Mike

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    Frosty, glad to see you must be on the mend. You made OSS look a bit "light in the loafers" though.

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