Thread: Weight loss program for men

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
weight loss program.. The next day, there's a
knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
shoes and a sign around her
neck.

She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company.
The
sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have
me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after
her. A few miles later huffing and
puffing, he finally gives
up..

The same girl shows up for
the next four days and the same thing happens. On
the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls
the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.

The next day there's a knock at
the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his
life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, 'If you catch me you can have
me'.

Well, he's out the door after
her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and he does his best, but no
such luck. So for the next four days, the same
routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape.

Much to
his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
himself, he discovers that he has lost
another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for
broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks
the representative on the phone... 'This is our
most rigorous
program..'

'Absolutely,' he replies,
'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The
next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
opens it he finds a huge muscular guy
standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that
reads, 'If I catch you, you're
mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that
week.

sweatin to the oldies