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    Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
    > Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
    > year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your
    > advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I
    > went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.
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    > Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earline got
    > pregnant again.
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    > Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant
    > again."
    >
    > Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
    >
    > Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

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    .....:D:D
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
    Mike

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    earline of my dream

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    Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it today.
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    That Billy Bob is NOT me!! However, I might have dated Earline a time or two.









    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty ia a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bwillaub View Post
    That Billy Bob is NOT me!! However, I might have dated Earline a time or two.
    Were your dates each time BillyBob went on vacation???

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    Lol!!!!!

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