Here are the five rules for men to follow for a happy life:
1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. it's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman you can trust and who does not lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


Sincerely,
Tiger Woods