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  1. 03-03-2010, 02:38 PM #1
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    Default Important rules for men

    Here are the five rules for men to follow for a happy life:
    1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
    2. it's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman you can trust and who does not lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


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    Hilarious!!!!!!!:D

    But what about his other 11?
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    that's good.:D
    We do not want the gift of a fish; neither do we expect a lesson on fishing; what we direly need is a chance to fish
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    Default Welllll Batman!

    Good luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by badaxed View Post
    Good luck!
    Badaxed, NOOOOOOOO BRIDES PLEASE!!!
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    You do notice the great "Batman" is exiting stage left!
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    Quote Originally Posted by badaxed View Post
    You do notice the great "Batman" is exiting stage left!
    Yeah, I noticed that and the TIGHTS.
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    Default all the great athletes wear them

    Haven't you been wtching the olympics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by badaxed View Post
    You do notice the great "Batman" is exiting stage left!
    Thats cuz "Robins" fanny is in the air?
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    Quote Originally Posted by badaxed View Post
    You do notice the great "Batman" is exiting stage left!
    He didn't notice that. Jack was lookin at "the boy wonder's" butt.









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