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The Patch
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
US BORDER PATROL
It also works at the DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though.....
The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order...
A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE
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Good stuff.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'
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Good one OSS, LMAO!:D
Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then.......
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Lmao!!!!
That's a goodin
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Sad but true........gotta love the good ole usa today.
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Need To Try That
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Good one OSS
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Funny and true! Good one OSS.
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Good one Monty..........But ARE you sure it was the PATCH. lol
I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
Mike
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Now CN you know that is gonna leave a perminamt STAIN.
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