Life is Good in Missouri

[grb22]

A friend of mine retired to rural Missouri. He sent me this little
reminder that maybe some interesting things happen post retirement:

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of
worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are
good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my
bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So,
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in
its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake
without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in Missouri.

["G"]

Just goes to show....snakes are not as dumb as ya think. :D

[gabowman]

Back for a nightcap....eh?!?:D:D:D

[Crappie Mike]

Enjoyed the laugh. That is a good one. Thanks.

[C N]

Good one!!!

[rocket rich]

Another Guy With Cabin Fever

[grb22]

Another Guy With Cabin Fever

Yep! No doubt. Feel like I'm about to go completely nuts if I don't get some "outside time" real soon.

[Smitty 79]

That's a good un!!!!!

[longliner]

Great story, but if you every want to see a grown man cry like a baby watch Bugman when theres a snake around!!!

[adjust555]

Nice Laugh