Thread: Where's Beagle ?

Here's what I'm thinking happened CN, correct me if I'm wrong cause I can't follow every thread over here in MO.

Jackb had a bad date on Tuesday. Things were going swimmingly until they stopped in a the local pub for a drink and just happened to run into Adjust. Well, just after the introductions were made of Jack's date to Adjust, Adjust's favorite song - Big Green Tractor came on and you know how he is when the music hits him, he's just gotta dance. Well, being the polite sort, he of course asked if it was ok to dance with Jack's date. Well, the song was singing and Adjust was swaying and Jack was getting madder and madder with every note and sway. When the song was over, Adjust brought the date back to Jack and things seemed to simmer down until the date excused herself for the little girls room. That's when things went South.....or at least as South as they can go in MO anyway.

Adjust - Dude, where'd you pick up the dude?

Jack - Dude?

Adjust - Dude.

Jack - Dude?

Adjust - Dude. 2 words....Adams Apple.

Jack - Naw dude.

Adjust - Dude, Dude!

Well, ole Jack finished the evening studying his dates every curve, hair and bulge. In one way, plainly a chick. In a different light, questionable at best. Well, ole Jack never did get his good night kiss. And it bothered him. He hasn't slept since. Wondering whether he got lucky or whether he missed his opportunity to get lucky. And it's been gnawing on him ever since. To allevieate the stress, he's taken up kicking his dog. Then all of a sudden, he realized Beagle is a type of dog and Beagleman is a dog afficianado. And ever since then, he's had a vendetta against ole Beagle.

So, did I get all that about right CN? I mean, I did skim some of the threads and I may have missed a couple of things along the way, but I know the jist is there.

Wannabe...

I can't say a word, Wannabe (shaking head up and down). Since you can't always be here to have my back, I have to be very careful. I've "heard" that Jackb has ties to the mafia, him being Italian and all.

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

I can't say a word, Wannabe (shaking head up and down). Since you can't always be here to have my back, I have to be very careful. I've "heard" that Jackb has ties to the mafia, him being Italian and all.

Neither your or Wannabe's ramblings are worthy of a response.

Me being Blah Vader/Blab Vader and WB being WB, we obviously don't need a response from you as we just make it up as we go. BUT.... being as polite as we both are, we try to include you from time to time, Jack===> just to make ourselves feel better. :D

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

Me being Blah Vader/Blab Vader and WB being WB, we obviously don't need a response from you as we just make it up as we go. BUT.... being as polite as we both are, we try to include you from time to time, Jack===> just to make ourselves feel better. :D

Sounds like you two have really hit it off! I think that's great; NOW will you leave me alone?

Originally Posted by jackb

Sounds like you two have really hit it off! I think that's great; NOW will you leave me alone?

I think you are more confused than normal today, Jack. YOU need to leave me alone. I was here first and as you have already discovered, I pay no attention to what you want me to do or not do. Just like a typical woman, I know.

Originally Posted by jackb

Neither your or Wannabe's ramblings are worthy of a response.

Looks like I struck a nerve CN. Hmmmmmm.

Wannabe...

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Looks like I struck a nerve CN. Hmmmmmm.

Wannabe...

Evidently.