Quote Originally Posted by crappiejim View Post
Yeah, them green carp gas-wasters need to learn that there more than just 2 fish at opposite ends of the lake.
They drove 10 minutes to get to the tourney-winning stump. After 3 casts to the stump, which did not produce the instant results that the 2 gunslingers had desired, Bob the Basscar racer told his snowflake partner to don his helmet for the next 10 minute sprint.

(Meanwhile the adjacent offshore crappie fisherman is cussing the nuisance green carp that won't quit tearing up his blue and chart umbrella jigs.)