Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe... View Post
Ought to be interesting what comes out of that with the GWs wanting to measure your fillets.

Wannabe...
GW won't NEED to measure your fish. When you lay it on the table it will automatically be measured, weighed, and sexed. That information will be linked via satellite to your profile in their database. Oh, you didn't fill out a profile? You didn't have to. When you stepped on the pad that the cleaning station is on, you were scanned (cranially, anally, and optically) and a DNA sample was taken. (That mosquito that lit on your arm wasn't really a mosquito. It was a drone. Good thing you missed it when you swatted at it. They charge for those things and they ain't cheap!!)

If any fish is found to be to short, the MDWFP, DHS, CIA, FBI, and a dozen other gubmint agencies will be alerted. Then the fun really begins!

Have a nice day!

Mike