I have red, orange, black, Camo stripes over my wheel well’s in the back.

Some call it rust. It currently doesn’t effect my ability to get to Saginaw, Detroit River, or Lake Michigan.

Unfortunately I use it for EVERYTHING.

No idea when it was last washed. I do have allergies, so the inside does get vacuumed more often than I prefer.

Can I keep my Hillbilly card?

Is there a designated “Pollock”, or “Super Ginger” card I can get?