Quote Originally Posted by wicklundrh View Post
That made me laugh!

Although, with the current state of affairs in the U.S today, we may have a hard time explaining to an officer why an ex ugly girlfriend is eating a headrest in the back seat of OE's truck while Jerry and I laugh uncontrollably. Might even be harder to explain why said girlfriend is wearing a dog collar and chain.

You might have further issues however when Judy wakes up in the morning to find this Ugly girl chained to the bumper of your truck!
Through Ionia form Belding with said GOAT? are you NUTS?

That is about as NORMAL as that place gets.


As I am driving down M66 through Ionia to get to M50 to get to Steves, with Jerry & Rich


Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over,

Aaron: No sir,

Officer: Hey I know you,

Aaron: No, No you don't, Really, just passing through......

Officer: Yeah, Yeah, I recognize you from the VHF Tape in the county evidence room.

Aaron: No I'm not him

Rich: Huh? OE, whats he talking about?

Aaron: Nothing, it wasn't ME.

Officer: Yeah, Just a sec: "Control, can you text me a picture of that guy on the VHS in the County evidence room?

Control: Yeah, you mean the one where that skinny Ginger kid looks like he was having a good time, but said he didn't? That one?

Officer: Yeah, that one, the one where she saved him with body heat.

Aaron: That was not me:

Officer Cell: DING, Hey it is you, I'm really sorry about that, she did like you, hasn't been the same since.......

Aaron: WAS NOT ME!

Officer: Hey you two in the back, does this look like him?

Goat: Baaaaaaaa,

Jerry: DANG that title nick name fits.

Rich: Aaron, why is this goat's leg kicking????

Aaron: Jerry smells good to him.......

Officer: Say, you gonna make a video with that Goat & them there two feller's? Can you send us a copy?

Rich & Jerry: I can't get out, OE locked the doors. Quick, talk to the officer.

Rich: I cant the windows don't come down

Aaron: (To Officer) I was not planning, but can, Yeah, sure, but I am not that guy!

Officer: Sweet, move along, and watch your speed.

Rich & Jerry: We saw that girl in the picture with you, you EVER get cold in the winter?

Aaron: No, it was not ME, now lets get to Steve's before he wakes up........

Goat: BAaaaaaaa