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[BuckeyeCrappie]

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[RogerA]

Good one!

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[RogerA]

OK

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[BuckeyeCrappie]

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[wannabe fisherman]

Pierre and Marcel went fishing down at the inlet last weekend. They hired a skiff at the dock and had a banner day—nets full and cooler packed.
Pierre said, "We gotta remember this spot for next time."
Marcel replied, "No problem, mon. I'll mark it."
Pierre asked, "How you figurin' to mark it?"
Marcel shrugged, reached over, and drew a big X on the boat's hull with a bit of chalk.
Pierre laughed and said, "Aw, t'aint gonna work! How we know we'll get the same boat next time?"

[grizwilson]

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

[Retired2Fish]

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