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A magician gets a job on a cruise line to entertain passengers.
During the magicians act, the Captains pet parrot blows the gig every time spouting off "it's up his sleeve" "It's under his hat" etc. and ruins his act.
That night the ship hits ye olde iceberg and sinks, leaving the magician floating on a wooden door in the ocean with the danged parrot perched on the other end just giving him the stink eye.
The Magician refuses to acknowledge the parrots presence since it ruined his act, so for two days the parrot just sits there and glares at him.
Finally at sundown on the second day, the parrot squawks and says "OK I give, where's the boat"?
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A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked,
"Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go a fishin'?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch 'em all?"
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YEP I can smell it, and I know I'm older than dirt !!Originally Posted by keeferfish
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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
She sleepily replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting right now?”
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