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Reply With QuoteThose were made BEFORE Common Sense died, remember that guy? He was very smart and kept a lot of people out of trouble.Originally Posted by Retired2Fish
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Those were made BEFORE Common Sense died, remember that guy? He was very smart and kept a lot of people out of trouble.
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If your dad encouraged you to play with these, did he just want the lawn aerated?
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I checked my thermometer this morning. Apparently Global Warming has not reached my house yet! LOL
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I have two dogs. Rolex and Timex. They're watch dogs.
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A woman brings her parrot to the vet. The parrot is stiff and lifeless.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but this parrot is dead"
"How can you tell so quickly?" replies the woman, "Isn't there a way to be absolutely certain?"
So, the vet whistles and a beautiful black Labrador Retriever walks in the examining room. The Lab sniffs around the parrot for a few moments, then looks at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.
"A dog shakes its head and I'm supposed to believe that?!" cries the woman. "You're going to have to do more to prove that my poor parrot is dead!"
So the vet leaves momentarily, comes back with a cat and puts it on the table beside the parrot. The cat looks closely at the parrot, walks around it, prods it a bit, then shakes his head and jumps off the table.
Finally, the woman seems convinced. As she turns for the door, the vet announces that she owes him $500.
"$500?!" the woman asks. "How in the world could it be that much just to tell me my parrot is dead?"
"Well, it would have been a lot cheaper, but you requested a lab report and cat scan..."
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A train operator is found guilty of a horrible crime. He is sentenced to death by electrocution. During the procedure, they gradually increase the dosage, all the way up to the maximum 1.21 gigawatts but it had no effect on him. After they made several attempts at the process, they finally realized why it wasn't working.
He was a conductor!
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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “do you ever get a sharp pain like someone has a voodoo doll and is stabbing you with a pin?”
Concerned, I replied “no...”
She responded, “how about now?”
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I know a guy with a Japanese Akita Inu dog named Seiko. She's also a watch dog.
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