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06-12-2024, 02:07 PM
#471
A preacher was delivering a temperance sermon one hot Sunday afternoon.
With great expression, he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
With greater conviction, he banged his fist on the pulpit;
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
Finally, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
Sensing he delivered a powerful sermon, he wiped his brow and sat down.
The choirmaster, with shock on his face, looked over the congregation, stood very cautiously, and announced with a wry smile,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365:
"Shall We Gather at the River?"
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06-12-2024, 05:41 PM
#472
“If your too busy to fish, you’re too busy!” Buddy Ebsen
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06-13-2024, 05:20 AM
#473
“If your too busy to fish, you’re too busy!” Buddy Ebsen
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(Billbob and “G” approved!)
Proud member of Tekeum’s Jigs Pro
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06-13-2024, 05:20 AM
#474
“If your too busy to fish, you’re too busy!” Buddy Ebsen
PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
(Billbob and “G” approved!)
Proud member of Tekeum’s Jigs Pro
Staff
https://heavenornot.net/
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06-13-2024, 08:40 AM
#475

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06-13-2024, 02:45 PM
#476
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a retirement plan...FISHING!
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06-13-2024, 08:51 PM
#477

Mike
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06-13-2024, 08:54 PM
#478
I learned

Mike
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06-13-2024, 08:56 PM
#479

Mike
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06-13-2024, 08:58 PM
#480
school bully

Mike
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