A shark is teaching his kid how to hunt and eat humans
He says "look son, first you swim full speed at the human but at the last second, you turn away. Then you swim at him full speed again, but again at the last second you swim away. Then you can go back and eat the human."
The son looks confused and asks, "But dad, why don't we just go and eat the human the first time?"
Dad shark replies "Well, you can but they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first?"
“If your too busy to fish, you’re too busy!” Buddy Ebsen
PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
(Billbob and “G” approved!)
Proud member of Tekeum’s Jigs Pro
Staff
https://heavenornot.net/
heavenornot.net
“If your too busy to fish, you’re too busy!” Buddy Ebsen
PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
(Billbob and “G” approved!)
Proud member of Tekeum’s Jigs Pro
Staff
https://heavenornot.net/
heavenornot.net
“If your too busy to fish, you’re too busy!” Buddy Ebsen
PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
(Billbob and “G” approved!)
Proud member of Tekeum’s Jigs Pro
Staff
https://heavenornot.net/
heavenornot.net
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a retirement plan...FISHING!
“If your too busy to fish, you’re too busy!” Buddy Ebsen
PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
(Billbob and “G” approved!)
Proud member of Tekeum’s Jigs Pro
Staff
https://heavenornot.net/
heavenornot.net
Very good ones this morning. I needed a good laugh to start today!
Bob
Sent from my iPhone using Crappie.com