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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloomin'well pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
"God loves drunk people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer."
Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"I sure do!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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Her :"Go to the corner market and get a carton of milk. If they have eggs, get six."
Him: On my way.
Her: "Why in the heck did you get SIX cartons of milk?!! "
Him: Well, they had eggs.
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I came home a little bit ago and my dog is laying by the front door covered in mud and has a rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is not bloody, just dirty. My new neighbors kids raise rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. So I knew it was one of theirs. I got the rabbit away from the dog, took it inside and washed all the dirt off it. Before my neighbors got home, I took it over, put it back in the cage and came back home.
About 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors kids screaming....
So I went outside and asked... What's wrong???? Playing it up innocently.
They told me one of their rabbits had died three days ago and they buried it under the tree in the front yard but now it's back in the cage.
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