Wake up everyone…

[Jman5626]

A frog walks into a bank. The frog says to the teller that he would like a loan in the amount of $50,000. He is directed to the loan specialist Mrs. Patricia Wack.
He walks into her office and says he would like a loan for $50,000. She seemed concerned about loaning that much money to a frog. The frog says, it’s ok, the bank manager knows my father. My father is Mick Jagger. She tells him she will need some sort of collateral. He then presents her with a small porcelain elephant.

Confused, the loan officer goes to talk to the bank manager. She says, Sir this frog just walked in asking for a loan, he says you know his father, mick jagger. He also gave me this small elephant. I’m not sure what it all means.

The bank manager replies:

That’s a nick-nack Patty Wack, give the frog the loan, his old man’s a rolling stone!


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[BuckeyeCrappie]

Wife dies and gets to the Pearly Gate. There she is met by an angel. The gate is locked and
he tells her she must pass a test before she can get in. She says she thought that had
already been taken care of on earth. The angel says no there is one more test, you must
spell "love". She says oh, that easy L O V E. The angel lets her in. Then over time she
works her way up to Gate Keeper. But in the meantime she notices her husband on earth
has a new girlfriend and she is sleeping in her bed and wearing her clothes and he even
bought her a new car unlike the junker she had to drive. Well finally the husband dies and
when he gets to the Gate he is met by his wife as Gate Keeper. She says he can't come in
until he passes one more test. He objected saying that was already taken care of on earth.
The wife said not so, spell "Czechoslovakia" !

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[wannabe fisherman]

you sure that's a fish ??