Them Georgia boys went down to Florida lookin for a throwdown trophy to steal.
They was in a bind 'cos they're way behind from the last throwdown but were willing to take any deal.
When TnT came across this man stranded & his motor was running hot.
And TnT pulled the man from that stump & said boys let me tell ya what:
"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a slab slayer too.
"And if you care to take this dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now I know ya'll are slab slayers too but give us Talquinettes our due:
"I bet a trophy of gold against your group, 'cos I think were better than you."
The man said: "My name is Speckanator and this might be a sin,
but I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos were the best that's ever been."

Speckanator you better rosin up your rods & start jiggin real hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Florida & the Talquinettes deal the cards.
And if you win you get this shiney trophy made of gold.
But if you lose the Talquinettes get it, so I'm told.

TnT opened up his rod box & said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his finger tips as he rosined up his rods.
And he pulled line from his reel & it made an evil hiss.
Then the group of Talquinettes joined in & it sounded something like this.
When TnT finished, Speckanator said: "Well ya'll are pretty good.
But sit down in that office chair & let us show ya how it's done."

Fire up the fryer, hot boys, hot.
The monronians are in the house of rising sun.
Specks in the breader pan, pickin out bones.
"TnT, did you get a bite?"
"No, Speckanator, No."

The Talquinettes bowed their heads cuzz they knew they had been beat.
TnT laid that trophy on the ground at Speckanator's feet.
Speckanator said:"TnT just come on back if ya ever want to try again.
"cause I told ya once, you son of a gun, were are the best there's ever been."

Fire up the fryer, hot boys, hot.
The monronians are in the house of rising sun.
Specks in the breader pan, now they're pickin out bones.
"TnT, did you get a bite?"
"No, Speckanator, No."