Throttle Open Wide

[shipahoy41]

Old Snake went down the river
with his throttle open wide
He had a date with destiny
And his soon fishing bride

They will say their I do
Then eat a little cake
But as soon as they can
They will head off to the lake

Time to throw some plastic
And then to make a wish
That the jelly jig
Will be eaten by a fish

His wife said that's nothing
For me it is icicle time
To throw out anything else
Would be nothing but a crime

The rest of this story
Is really plain to see
She outfished us all
snake, ship, and even g
:p

[snake River]

me and my sweetheart are laughing our heads off. My poor icicle has done melted, none left for the wife.

["G"]

dadgummit.....how did I get in this? lmao Rofl I guess Jeepguyjames and StumpHunter did not rhyme with anything, lol

[shipahoy41]

me and my sweetheart are laughing our heads off. My poor icicle has done melted, none left for the wife.

A little blue pill will help. Viagra.

["G"]

A little blue pill will help. Viagra.

lets keep it kid friendly guys

[shipahoy41]

Ok. My bad. By the way who is team geezer Dadgummitallandbygollygeewow.

[Fatman]

Ship that was GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shipahoy41]

Ship that was GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you my friend. We are all happy for Bob and his new bride. This is their weekend.

The weekend will be over
And the "i do's" have been said
Time to get back to fishing
Because Bluegill are on the bed

Old "G" is out there catching
While Ship rehabs his knee
Soon Jeep James will be calling
Saying look at this big old Crappie

Icicles and jelly jigs work
But Bob has something new
His site is up and running
We just gotta buy a few

He has a brand new wife
She is right there by his side
Time to get back in the boat
With the throttle open wide

Got to make up ground
For all the time he missed
Got to find that Crappie
That Jimmy Houston kissed

It was over two pounds
Probably pushing three
Got to get it before Bob does
Or our good friend who goes by "G"

[snake River]

I just wanted to thank you guys for all the nice things that have been set boy slab has done a great deal to the site now I enjoy loading pictures for sure we are going through a few pictures that I will post here of some old stuff.

[snake River]

here is a picture of my sweetheart I partnered got shot posting this picture man I got some terrible looking faces at me so we won't try this anymore guys but she is on the computer working.