Old Snake went down the river
with his throttle open wide
He had a date with destiny
And his soon fishing bride

They will say their I do
Then eat a little cake
But as soon as they can
They will head off to the lake

Time to throw some plastic
And then to make a wish
That the jelly jig
Will be eaten by a fish

His wife said that's nothing
For me it is icicle time
To throw out anything else
Would be nothing but a crime

The rest of this story
Is really plain to see
She outfished us all
snake, ship, and even g
:p