Why is it they were biting the day before or the day after you go fishin
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Why is it that when you go fishing for crappie you catch bass, white bass, and alot of other species. When you go white bass fishing you catch crappie. When I found my wife of 29 years all I was doing was just having a couple of drinks with the guys. Hmmm?!!
Why is it they were biting the day before or the day after you go fishin
And that was a lie..
Crappie - Breakfast of Champions!
Do you know what a Honeymoon salad is ??????????????
Lettuce alone
Visiting Pastor
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10
"There are no words that can tell the hidden spirit of the wilderness, that can reveal its mystery, its melancholy and its charm." Theodore Roosevelt
Woo Pig
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Beats me.
Something catchy!