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My wife says I can't go fishing.

Crappie - THE WHITE MEAT!

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Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?
Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!

Mr. Peabody, the local banker, saw his old friendTom, an 80-year-old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife the year before. Rumorhad it he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Mr. Peabody asked Tom if the rumor was true.
Tom replied, "Yes,it is true."

Mr. Peabody asked, "May I ask theage of your new bride to be?"
Tom replied, "She'll be 21in November."

Mr. Peabody, being a wise man, knew thesexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an 80-year-old man.
Mr. Peabody wanted Tom's remaining years to be happy. So he tactfully suggestedthat Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch,knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for a hired hand thatvery afternoon.
Four months later, Mr. Peabody saw Tom in town again.

Mr. Peabody asked, "How is yournew wife?"
Tom replied, "Good. She'spregnant."

Mr. Peabody was pleased his sage advice had worked out so well.
He asked, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She'spregnant too!"
Never underestimate old men.