Join Crappie.com and you will surely see,
There is no cooler, more hip place that you could ever be.
There a Slab, a CanePole, a BillBob and a “G”.
Heck there’s even a Treefrog, yep that one is me.

Come by and visit anytime you wish,
You’ll learn to Troll and Spider-Rig for fish.
Friends you will find at any given time,
That will lend you an ear and help dink your beer.

Once your here, it’s never the same
You will log in daily under your new screen name.
Hoping to win that big contest, or post a picture of you very best catch.
Never expecting what you might find,
You will make new friends and have one hell of a time.

Thank’s to Slab, Driftmaster’s and all of the rest,
That make Crappie.com the very, very BEST!