Any Member Know This Story?

To all my good friends at Crappie Dot Com,
I'm known as Cane Pole or simply "Tom."

When I mention it's time for trolling,
My wife's big eyes at once start rolling.

When I try talking "spider rigging,"
She thinks it means simple pole jigging.

When I use a term like "drift master,"
She assumes the boat just goes faster.

When I say a word like "long lining,"
She gets confused and starts her whining.

When I suggest I'm ready to troll,
She only wants the ole fishing hole.

While I agree that she's quite a gal,
She's not a serious fishing pal.

Am I the only Crappie Dot Com guy
Whose wife constantly ask "what or "why"?