Well...not really knowing what to say......The prostate problems can be diagnosed with just the history...I'll send you to a real doctor for the exploratory rectal palpation...:D

Can't be a dermatologist...they call them pimple-poppers for a reason.

You guys will probably appreciate this idea...Radiology. I'll sit in a boat all day with my laptop sitting in front of my spider-rig and read radiographs and catch slabs. Sounds like a perfect plan to me...but probably wouldn't work out too good for the patients...