This is an actual conversation...

Ski boat captain pulls up and says "we ain't been on this lake before, is there any place on it that doesn't have any stumps.
Me "Not many, but right here where I'm at is stump free"
Ski boat captain " OK thanks"

Then proceeds to test his ski boat that had set up all winter long, in a circle, around me, wide open, then down to idle, then back wide open for 15 minutes bobbing me around like a tooth pick in a toilet until I packed up and left. It it ever happens again, I will send the boat testers right up through the stump fields.