Thread: different advice

Originally Posted by DRPEPPER

I feel like I have been getting and not giving on this site. So, finally I have had an experience that might help some of you guys. Girls; don't read this thread. It has advice for the males of the species.
Yesterday was my 3rd anniversary. After being single for almost 20 years, I have really been out of touch with handeling a woman. After almost 5 years of dating and being married, I learned that for presents, you don't never give them anything they need. I bought $50 worth of stuff that would insult me if somebody gave it to me at Hall Mark. I combined that with $60 worth of flowers delivered to her office so everyone could see her recieve them. Man I am a hero this morning. She kept me up half the night.
Now that this is handeled, I need to get back to figuring out them crappie!!
DP

DP ,Never! Never! underestimate a female type. Don't ever claim to have one figured out either. Just like fish ,women are very unpredictable bunch .

Boy oh boy did you hit the nail on the head. That's all I'll say because I'm already in trouble enough for agreeing with you.

Originally Posted by Darryl Morris

Boy oh boy did you hit the nail on the head. That's all I'll say because I'm already in trouble enough for agreeing with you.

It is really nice to see some variety on this Arkansas board....it's ok to talk about that stuff for me, for now that is....my sentence has not yet been ordered by the court, so I am unsure when I'll be forced to tie the know, just keep fishing is all I tell myself.

HAHAHA!! Congrats DP!

Women are very interesting people. Example:
I got myself a 1998 model wife and she insisted I sell my boat (17' F&F). She left me so I went out and found me a new 2000 model wife and she insisted I buy a new boat (16' War Eagle Mossy Oak Break Up for crappie fishing AND duck hunting) . Life is SO much better the second go-around! :D

Crappie are whole lot easier to figure out than women - IMHO.

During the spring, I can usually figure out those big slab females in a couple of trips. I've been working on the woman for much longer.:D

Heck every year I buy my wife a new crappie rod wheter she needs it or not!

Originally Posted by shadow

Heck every year I buy my wife a new crappie rod wheter she needs it or not!

Shadow; maybe you should take some lessons from DRPepper. Wrap a pretty ribbon around it, squirt a little perfume on it, and then TEACH HER HOW TO USE THE THING HERSELF!!! :D It don't get any more romantic than that!!