Thread: Mailbox vandalized...

Sleep tight with that pillow buddy.

Man you are crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Having been raised under the premise that a good offense is the best defense, I, many years in the past had put up signs around my yard "Trespassers Will Be Shot". Recently I added an addendum to those signs and it reads "Due to rising costs in ammo, warning shots will no longer be given". Now that all know my way of thinking, you know what I had to do. Making my way back into the house I slowly, but with purpose, turned the dial on the gun safe. Reaching back into the darkness I felt around and my fingers wrapped on a cold round tube. As I pulled it out, I realized that up till now, I had only practiced with it and had never once pointed it at a live target. I picked it up and sighted down it's length realizing a man has to do, what a man has to do. I slowly reached over and picked up a Silver Fox. and loaded it. The brand new Ozark mated with an Abu Garcia Black Max felt good in my hands and I knew it to be an adequate weapon if the roving band of rogue crappie showed up.


So, I'm serving notice to all the crappie out there, you show up here and try to take my Silver Foxes, the fight will be on. Heck, I'm so tired of ya'll crappies trying to steal my bait, and embarrass me, that me and the Silver Foxes are gonna come to your house and it ain't gonna be purty. I'm serving notice to you right now Mr Crappie. Lock up the womens and childrens. It ain't nothing to me to put a knife in a 7 incher so if you know what's good for you, you'll be packing up the VW van with all your belongings, and moving to mississippi CAUSE IT AIN'T SAFE FOR YOU AROUND HERE ANYMORE....

Boy that felt good. A mountain dew chased by a 5 hour energy sure gets me wired.

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Dude, you ain't right.


C.J.

New sign should say, "NO TRESSPASSING, Surviors will be nuetered"

Man, I gotta try that Mountain Dew chased with a 5 hour energy.

You made me think to check my mail.... low and behold my care package from Slick arrived today!