Man Over board

[rtark]

I was out with Xring trying to figure out how to use his new do it all depth finder when I stumbled and fell in the water. He Immedietly went into action and yelled at me to not worry because his new humminbird had a M. O. B. (man over board ) button. I told him that I hope it don't you as long to figure that out as it did to mark a waypoint. I asked him why he don't come on over and get me. He replied that he wanted to see what the MOB button does. After a hour or so, I could barely see him in the far distance moving the boat around in a radical fashion. He was having trouble making the little boat on his map goto the MOB waypoint. Long story short, I saved myself. All Xring needs for a depth finder is a 20' stick marked off in 1 foot increments, a good throw cushion and a compass.

[DRPEPPER]

I hate it when that happens. Throw him out of the boat and try to see what he did wrong.
DP

[BigRiverMarine]

If that Fish Finder was really a do it all model, it woulda came over by itself and got ya!!!

You guys are to funny!! Lmao


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[xring]

I was out with Xring trying to figure out how to use his new do it all depth finder when I stumbled and fell in the water. He Immedietly went into action and yelled at me to not worry because his new humminbird had a M. O. B. (man over board ) button. I told him that I hope it don't you as long to figure that out as it did to mark a waypoint. I asked him why he don't come on over and get me. He replied that he wanted to see what the MOB button does. After a hour or so, I could barely see him in the far distance moving the boat around in a radical fashion. He was having trouble making the little boat on his map goto the MOB waypoint. Long story short, I saved myself. All Xring needs for a depth finder is a 20' stick marked off in 1 foot increments, a good throw cushion and a compass.

I am supprised and somewhat embarrassed that my FORMER friend would make up such a story, with hardly any truth in it. What really happened was that rtark went out and bought a boat, a faster boat than mine, so I went out and bought a fancy'r sonar than his, of course this was unintentional, as his is a 20 foot stick with 1 foot hash marks up the stick. He whined and begged to go with me, his knowledge of electronics being vastly superior to my own, I reasoned that possibly he would fall in and the race for the better/faster boat would be over, costing us less money and maybe saving our friend ship. I thought everything was working well, until I began my rescue attempt. After carefully reading the 614 page instruction manual, I realized I may not have read what they wrote, The english version was on the other side..I did find the MOB instructions,,(mouthy ole boy) or,,thats how I read it. I pressed it twice,,like it said and navigation began, I was so happy, then I realized that I had to either #1 Row #2 deploy trolling motor #3 crank my S L O W mercury. I remembered him waving bye to me as he passed me in the white s**T, so I choose to row, slowly, I really didn't need the MOB after all, it was quite evident where he was from the screaming and cussing. Rtark is a great distance swimmer, he again outran me to the bank...Now thats the way I remember it...

[arkansasbowhunter]

Lmbo

[jigflinger]

You guys need to write a book. Hilarious!

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[RCC]

I was out with Xring trying to figure out how to use his new do it all depth finder when I stumbled and fell in the water. He Immedietly went into action and yelled at me to not worry because his new humminbird had a M. O. B. (man over board ) button. I told him that I hope it don't you as long to figure that out as it did to mark a waypoint. I asked him why he don't come on over and get me. He replied that he wanted to see what the MOB button does. After a hour or so, I could barely see him in the far distance moving the boat around in a radical fashion. He was having trouble making the little boat on his map goto the MOB waypoint. Long story short, I saved myself. All Xring needs for a depth finder is a 20' stick marked off in 1 foot increments, a good throw cushion and a compass.

Rofl Did you show up on the sonar? If not, it probably needs adjusted.Rofl

[NIMROD]

Atleast he did'nt get excited and toss you the anchor.Rofl

[jigflinger]

He prolly thought about it, though. LOL

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[gabowman]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHARoflRoflRofl