Thread: Oldduckhunter/funny

Just picture in your mind a stick steer 40hp boat in stump move lake.
we fallowered a boat from the time we left town all the way to ramp,a guy and his grandkids were going to bream fish. I ask if he had any creeekits said no girls were scared of creeekits had worms. Another boat was already fishing(man/wife) perch jerking they said with creeekits. As we fixing to unload boat I told friend they ant biting b/c of. the louds of widlife,after making 10 cast I said told you they ant biting.Fished fished fished and fished until Mid morning we caught up with man/wife been there at daylight with 5 bream in cooler we had 8 Crappie,6 bream.Grandpa and the grandkids were leaving b/c worms wasn't catching ant biting.Fished fished and I hear a motor start sounded pretty mean and heard him gun it I thought.It looked as tho he came around that curve doing 90 mile hour,I got the heck out of his way.When he came by it looked like he had a funny look on his face,told friend I used to do that before the stumps started moving around.Gosh o mightly here he comes again still wide open as he went by he hallowed that his gas lever was hung.Wasn't nothing I could do b/c I know my 25 ant going catch up with a runaway stick steer.When he rounded the curve where I broke my shaft I thought for sure his motor was a goner.Then I heard the motor die down....heard it start back up didn't sound as mean as before.When he came around the curve he was barely moving,We had a good laugh with him b/c he said he had something stinking in his pants.I told him I wouldn't trust it motoring back to the ramp but as he was motoring off I told my friend he doesn't know it but God was driving his boat.B/c only God could turn around wide open in a 40 stick steer in stump move lake.
Didn't see but 2 snakes maybe 5 or 6 turtles heard maybe 4 or 5 squrrels..
15 crappie,15 bream and ten bass ..have to work forem.
Said he was so scared he didn't have time to think about turning the key off until he around the curve and skipping forward the beaver dam.The one towards the woods...

That would sure nuff be ruff.