A guy was fishin he was gettin ready to leave with a bucket full of fish game warden walked up said u got a license for those fish he said I don't need a license these are my pet fish every couple days I bring em out her let em swim around and then clap my hands and they come back to te bucket the game warden says I gotta see this so the man throws all the fish in the water waits a couple min the game warden says ok now get your fish back the man replies what fish